Cause & Solution Wallet Bottle Opener

Fringe Focus

Regular price $18.99

Product image 1Alcohol The Cause of and solution to all of life's problems bottle opener
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"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems."

– Homer J. Simpson

 

I often quote Homer Simpson when opening a beer. And truer words have perhaps never spoken on the subject of alcohol. So I laser engraved some stainless steel bottle openers that fit in your wallet.

Never go without a bottle opener, these are always handy because they fit right in your wallet next to your credit cards! There’s also a key chain hole in the corner in case you’d rather use this as a key chain.

Great Groomsmen Gifts / Wedding Party Gifts: Volume discount – Get 4 bottle openers for just $60 ($15 each opener for 4 or more).

These are laser engraved by me in my Chicago workshop.

 

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